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Online Registration Deadline: Saturday, Oct 1, 2022 at 11:59 PM MT

Total Event Registration Limit: 450

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Women's Salty Lizard 100, Stupid Pony, Stupid Lizard
Category Start Time Distance Prizes Field Limit Fee
Salty Lizard 100 Women's Open $112 Oct 8
8:30 AM
100 miles First place gets $500, enough to almost get the Prius back to SLC. $112
  • Fastest of the fastest and also people who want to get their asses handed to them by the fastest of the fastest.
Salty Lizard 100 Women's 17 and under $80 Oct 8
8:30 AM
100 miles Scholarship! Lol, psych. No. College is still going to be super-expensive. $80
  • NICA, we're looking at you.
Salty Lizard 100 Women's 18-29 $112 Oct 8
8:30 AM
100 miles Achievement that doubles as college English credits. $112
  • Congrats on having fresh legs and no money!
Salty Lizard 100 Women's 30-39 $112 Oct 8
8:30 AM
100 miles Isn't your 10th overall time on Strava its own prize? $112
  • Time, cash, discipline: pick two.
Salty Lizard 100 Women's 40-49 $112 Oct 8
8:30 AM
100 miles $112
  • Welcome to the age when you finally have the money, time, discipline, and at least 40 years of overuse injuries.
Salty Lizard 100 Women's 50-59 $112 Oct 8
8:30 AM
100 miles $112
  • Welcome! Remember the mandatory starting sprint, the pre- and post-aid station sprints, the flat and uphill sprints, the random sprints, and, of course, all five of the finishing sprints.
Salty Lizard 100 Women's 60+ $112 Oct 8
8:30 AM
100 miles $112
  • In this category, you finally get to chill out and laugh at the 50-59 yo's.
Salty Lizard 100 Women's 60-miler $70 Oct 8
8:40 AM
60 miles $70
Salty Lizard 100 Women's 45-miler $56 Oct 8
8:50 AM
45 miles $56
Salt-E Lizard Women's $98 Oct 8
8:30 AM
60 miles $98
  • Plug in the fun! If you wanna bring your 22nd century wunderbike out for a spin in the hills, this is the place for it!
Salty Lizard 100 Women's 25-miler $49 Oct 8
9:00 AM
25 miles $49
Stupid Pony Women's $120 Oct 7
6:30 AM
206 miles Definitely a t-shirt, maybe also a car wash. $120
  • The opportunity to do something stupid and probably nonlethal that you've always been waiting for!
Stupid Lizard Women's $100 Oct 7
6:30 AM
310 miles Man, I hope you get something, I really do. $100
  • You only have one life, why not lose it here?
Men's Salty Lizard 100, Stupid Pony, Stupid Lizard
Combined Field Limit: 225
Category Start Time Distance Prizes Field Limit Fee
Salty Lizard 100 Men's Open $160 Oct 8
8:30 AM
100 miles $500 that you will almost certainly blow on something stupid. $160
  • Pros, elites, masters, and regular schlubs who want to compete with pros, elites, and masters.
Salty Lizard 100 Men's 18 and under $80 Oct 8
8:30 AM
100 miles The same feeling as when you did that thing in a video game that was really cool, but real. $80
  • NICA, we're looking at you.
Salty Lizard 100 Men's 19-29 $160 Oct 8
8:30 AM
100 miles $160
  • Congrats on having fresh legs and no money!
Salty Lizard 100 Men's 30-39 $160 Oct 8
8:30 AM
100 miles $160
  • Time, cash, discipline: pick two.
Salty Lizard 100 Men's 40-49 $160 Oct 8
8:30 AM
100 miles $160
  • Welcome to the age when you finally have the money, time, discipline, and at least 40 years of overuse injuries.
Salty Lizard 100 Men's 50-59 $160 Oct 8
8:30 AM
100 miles $160
  • Welcome! Remember the mandatory starting sprint, the pre- and post-aid station sprints, the flat and uphill sprints, the random sprints, and, of course, all five of the finishing sprints.
Salty Lizard 100 Men's 60+ $160 Oct 8
8:30 AM
100 miles $160
  • In this category, you finally get to chill out and laugh at the 50-59 yo's.
Salty Lizard 100 Men's 60-miler $100 Oct 8
8:40 AM
60 miles $100
  • It's ok, you can still tell people that you did a (coughmetric) century.
Salt-E Lizard Men's $160 Oct 8
8:30 AM
60 miles $160
  • Remember the sand and steep hills from last year's Salty Lizard 100? It's time for some motor-assisted revenge...
Salty Lizard 100 Mens 45-miler $60 Oct 8
8:50 AM
45 miles $60
Salty Lizard 100 Men's 25-miler $50 Oct 8
9:00 AM
25 miles $50
Stupid Lizard Men's $100 Oct 7
6:30 AM
310 miles At least a sense of achievement. $100
  • I mean, it's your funeral or whatever.
Stupid Pony Men's $120 Oct 7
6:30 AM
206 miles One of my t-shirts in some kind of condition. $120
  • Prepare thine scranus for apocalypsing!
Salty Lizard 100 Tandem and SS
Category Start Time Distance Prizes Field Limit Fee
Salty Lizard 100 Tandem Century $220 Oct 8
8:30 AM
100 miles $220
  • The ultimate test of a relationship, whether you're spouses or strangers who just happened to show up on the same bicycle.
Salty Lizard 100 Single Speed Century $100 Oct 8
8:30 AM
100 miles $100
  • Wow, that's great, you don't shift. At all, huh? No, you don't have to... ah, good, glad to know your gear combo. Really.
Stupid Pony Coed Category for Tandems and Mixed Teams Where One Person Rides on Pegs
Category Start Time Distance Prizes Field Limit Fee
The Saturday Cycles Tandem Category That's Mostly Just for the Wasmunds $220 Oct 7
6:30 AM
200 miles Your very own tandem t-shirt! $220
  • It's all fun and games until you realize that stretch limo you can't pedal anymore gets to live in the desert cuz it doesn't fit in the SAG wagons...
Stupid Pony Bikepacking Grueling Fun Ride
Category Start Time Distance Prizes Field Limit Fee
Stupid Pony Bikepack and Long-distance Picnic $140 Oct 7-10/8/2022
6:30 AM
200 miles You get to take a nap in the middle. Try that in the Salty Lizard 100. Just saying... 30 $140
  • You asked for it and we're pathological people-pleasers so here we go! Two hundred miles in two days with a grill and a decentish sleep in the middle.