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Salty Lizard 100 Women's 100-miler
Category Start Time Distance Prizes Field Limit Fee
Salty Lizard 100 Women's Open $80 8:30 AM 100 miles $80
  • Fastest of the fastest and also people who want to get their asses handed to them by the fastest of the fastest.
Salty Lizard 100 Women's 18 and under $80 8:30 AM 100 miles $80
  • NICA, we're looking at you.
Salty Lizard 100 Women's 19-29 $80 8:30 AM 100 miles $80
  • Congrats on having fresh legs and no money!
Salty Lizard 100 Women's 30-39 $80 8:30 AM 100 miles $80
  • Time, cash, discipline: pick two.
Salty Lizard 100 Women's 40-49 $80 8:30 AM 100 miles $80
  • Welcome to the age when you finally have the money, time, discipline, and at least 40 years of overuse injuries.
Salty Lizard 100 Women's 50-59 $80 8:30 AM 100 miles $80
  • Welcome! Remember the mandatory starting sprint, the pre- and post-aid station sprints, the flat and uphill sprints, the random sprints, and, of course, all five of the finishing sprints.
Salty Lizard 100 Women's 60+ $80 8:30 AM 100 miles $80
  • In this category, you finally get to chill out and laugh at the 50-59 yo's.
Salty Lizard 100 Men's 100-miler
Category Start Time Distance Prizes Field Limit Fee
Salty Lizard 100 Men's Open $80 8:30 AM 100 miles $80
  • Pros, elites, masters, and regular schlubs who want to compete with pros, elites, and masters.
Salty Lizard 100 Men's 18 and under $80 8:30 AM 100 miles $80
  • NICA, we're looking at you.
Salty Lizard 100 Men's 19-29 $80 8:30 AM 100 miles $80
  • Congrats on having fresh legs and no money!
Salty Lizard 100 Men's 30-39 $80 8:30 AM 100 miles $80
  • Time, cash, discipline: pick two.
Salty Lizard 100 Men's 40-49 $80 8:30 AM 100 miles $80
  • Welcome to the age when you finally have the money, time, discipline, and at least 40 years of overuse injuries.
Salty Lizard 100 Men's 50-59 $80 8:30 AM 100 miles $80
  • Welcome! Remember the mandatory starting sprint, the pre- and post-aid station sprints, the flat and uphill sprints, the random sprints, and, of course, all five of the finishing sprints.
Salty Lizard 100 Men's 60+ $80 8:30 AM 100 miles $80
  • In this category, you finally get to chill out and laugh at the 50-59 yo's.
Salty Lizard 100 Tandem and SS
Category Start Time Distance Prizes Field Limit Fee
Salty Lizard 100 Tandem Century $140 8:30 AM 100 miles $140
  • The ultimate test of a relationship, whether you're spouses or strangers who just happened to show up on the same bicycle.
Salty Lizard 100 Single Speed Century $80 8:30 AM 100 miles $80
  • Wow, that's great, you don't shift. At all, huh? No, you don't have to... ah, good, glad to know your gear combo. Really.
Salty Lizard 100 25-miler
Category Start Time Distance Prizes Field Limit Fee
Salty Lizard 100 Women's 25-miler $25 9:00 AM 25 miles $25
Salty Lizard 100 Men's 25-miler $25 9:00 AM 25 miles $25
Salty Lizard 100 45-miler
Category Start Time Distance Prizes Field Limit Fee
Salty Lizard 100 Women's 45-miler $40 8:50 AM 45 miles $40
Salty Lizard 100 Mens 45-miler $40 8:50 AM 45 miles $40
Salty Lizard 100 60-miler
Category Start Time Distance Prizes Field Limit Fee
Salty Lizard 100 Women's 60-miler $60 8:40 AM 60 miles $60
Salty Lizard 100 Men's 60-miler $60 8:40 AM 60 miles $60
  • It's ok, you can still tell people that you did a (coughmetric) century.
Stupid Pony
Category Start Time Distance Prizes Field Limit Fee
Stupid Pony Women's $80 6:30 AM 206 miles Definitely a t-shirt, maybe also a car wash. $80
  • The opportunity to do something stupid and probably nonlethal that you've always been waiting for!
Stupid Pony Men's $80 6:30 AM 206 miles One of my t-shirts in some kind of condition. $80
  • Prepare thine scranus for apocalypsing!
The Saturday Cycles Tandem Category That's Mostly Just for the Wasmunds $160 6:30 AM 200 miles Your very own tandem t-shirt! $160
  • It's all fun and games until you realize that stretch limo you can't pedal anymore gets to live in the desert cuz it doesn't fit in the SAG wagons...
Stupid Lizard
Category Start Time Distance Prizes Field Limit Fee
Stupid Lizard Women's $140 6:30 AM 310 miles Man, I hope you get something, I really do. $140
  • You only have one life, why not lose it here?
Stupid Lizard Men's $140 6:30 AM 310 miles At least a sense of achievement. $140
  • I mean, it's your funeral or whatever.